Just Plain NonSense
Who's Who in Ham Radio
Thanks for venturing into my ham shack!
Try out my easy chair at the control console, turn on the old Hallicrafters World Band and tune up!
ADVANCED: Leaps tall buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a locomotive Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water, and Gives policy to GOD. GENERAL: Leaps short buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a switch engine Is just as fast as a speeding bullet Walks on water if the sea is calm Talks with GOD. CONDITIONAL: Leaps short buildings with a running jump AND favorable winds... Is almost as powerful as a switch engine Is faster than a speeding BB Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool Talks with GOD if special request is approved. TECHNICIAN (Old): Barely clears a quonset hut Looses tug-of-war with a locomotive Can fire a speeding bullet Swims well Is occasionally addressed by GOD. NOVICE: Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap small buildings Is run over by locomotive Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury Talks to animals. TECH-PLUS: Runs into buildings Recognizes locomotive two out of three times Is not issued ammunition Can stay afloat with a life preserver Talks to walls. NO CODE TECH: Falls over doorsteps when entering buildings Says, "Look at the choo-choo" Wets himself with a water pistol Plays in mud puddles Mumbles to himself. AMATEUR EXTRA: Lifts buildings and walks under them Kicks locomotives off the track Catches speeding bullets in their teeth AND EATS THEM Freezes water with a single glance T H E Y A R E G O D ! Author Unknown; But rumor has it, that he has been demoted to 11 meters and is now a CBer, he can occasionally be heard Southbound and Down!
TTUL - 73+ de Gary - KGØZP