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Who's Who in Ham Radio

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Who's Who in Ham Radio

     ADVANCED:     Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
                     Is more powerful than a locomotive
                      Is faster than a speeding bullet
                             Walks on water, and
                             Gives policy to GOD.

     GENERAL:      Leaps short buildings in a single bound
                    Is more powerful than a switch engine

                    Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
                     Walks on water if the sea is calm
                               Talks with GOD.
     CONDITIONAL:  Leaps short buildings with a running jump
                            AND favorable winds...
                    Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
                         Is faster than a speeding BB

                   Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
                 Talks with GOD if special request is approved.
     TECHNICIAN (Old):    Barely clears a quonset hut
                      Looses tug-of-war with a locomotive
                          Can fire a speeding bullet
                                  Swims well
                       Is occasionally addressed by GOD.

     NOVICE:       Makes high marks on the wall when trying
                           to leap small buildings
                          Is run over by locomotive
                      Can sometimes handle a gun without
                            inflicting self-injury
                              Talks to animals.
     TECH-PLUS:              Runs into buildings

                 Recognizes locomotive two out of three times
                           Is not issued ammunition
                     Can stay afloat with a life preserver
                                Talks to walls.
     NO CODE TECH:  Falls over doorsteps when entering buildings
                         Says, "Look at the choo-choo"
                       Wets himself with a water pistol

                            Plays in mud puddles
                             Mumbles to himself.
     AMATEUR EXTRA:  Lifts buildings and walks under them
                        Kicks locomotives off the track
                    Catches speeding bullets in their teeth
                                AND EATS THEM
                      Freezes water with a single glance

                         T H E Y    A R E    G O D !
Author Unknown;    But rumor has it, that he has been demoted to 11 meters
   and is now a CBer, he can occasionally be heard Southbound and Down!

TTUL - 73+ de Gary - KGØZP

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